I’m at the grocery store with my grandparents and my grandpa has wandered away and now my grandma is going up every isle yelling his name and im hiding behind a cookie display cuz i dont want anyone to know im with the crazy woman screaming dick at the top of her lungs

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when u miss the last step on the stairs


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Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

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when my parents complain about me image

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